Sunday, November 14, 2010

Help Me, I'm Melllllting!

Today's NY Times front pager on rising sea levels should scare the hell out of anyone living in a beachfront community, like I do, or if you take the most dire projections into account, Kansas.

If you look at a map of the NY area you can see that Rockaway is the first to go. That's why I'm putting on a motor and an inner tube on my house to turn it into a power raft.

But really, not to worry. The Tea Party crew assure us that it is all propaganda and I'm sure today's article is a big lie planted by those pinko greenies.

I'm even investing in beachfront property - in Greenland. Or on the top of Mt. Everest.

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